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The definition of lame banter.
Often used by the Banter Biter upon realisation that they are unable to come up with a witty or halfway intelligent retort.
Rupert: James, you're leaving this early? Are you using your Spacklock again? - Oh and nice Red Cords by the way, you Trouser Triangle.
James: Go Kill Yourself.
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Because any of your sperm can grow up to be Hitler so masturbating is the new service to our country because it protects the world from Hitler. Optional ending is, "God Bless America".
Me: Well Im going to go kill some Hitlers.
Friend: Ok dude, just wash your hands when your done.
Me: Ok.
Me: "ugh ugh UGH UGH!!!! AHHH!!! God Bless America!"
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A punk/rock/alternative metal song by Leathermouth (Stylised as LeATHERMØUTH) which was banned from being performed by the FBI. The song threatened the US President and was banned for violating the law against that specific act. The band still performed the song at the 2013 Skate and Surf fest, where Frank Iero encouraged the audience to sing the correct lyrics which weren't forcibly changed by the FBI. Frank Iero is still on the FBI watchlist, and is therefore unable to safely voice his opinions about BLM and ACAB, although he would most certainly be all for the two (as any decent human being should be).
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: It's "I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America" by Leathermouth
Person 1: Um, ok then, I guess I'll avoid you from now on, as I worship Trump and the US flag on an unhealthy level
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Adjective. When someone is so outrageously attractive that it is the universe's way of telling you (the far less attractive individual) to 'Just go kill yourself, there is no point in trying. You will never land a babe like her'.
Less macabre alternative: just give up hot
That girl isn't just hot, she's go kill yourself hot.
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i secretly have a girlfriend
John: hey man do you have a girlfriend?
Terrance: Let's go kill the wall of flesh now.
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When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.
Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"
Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"
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Hym "DO NOT FORGET... To count the number of kids that die... And plaster that motherfucker on your forehead. You got a lot of room and the parents are going to need to know exactly who to kill. What you are doing there is the wrong response to what I'm going here. 'Don't worry, we're going to kill you' he says but what happens afterwards? We cross our fingers and hope we don't get too many of our own kids murdered. That's all we can do if we ommit the only non-getting-our-own-kids-killed option.