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The phenomenon in which a normal conversation turns blue, becoming so riddled with sexual innuendo that it's rendered nearly impossible to steer back in a non-pervy direction. Every innocent comment starts to become a dirty double entendre, until eventually the entire conversation turns into a complete smut-fest from which there is no return.
Girl: Ah, who doesn't love stripper zombies in Portland? That'd go down like Jesus on a velociraptor.
Guy: I have to admit, when I first read 'go down'... I had rather blasphemous thoughts.
~ten minutes later, during which this term is invented~
Girl: Hmm, this Urban Dictionary thing is quite fun. Something for the annals of history.
Guy: Two n's - one 'n' is bad.
Girl: Yeah, I always thought that 'annals' was an odd word.
It really could so very easily be another.
Guy: Terribly easily. So, how is the entry? ...Oh, Jesus!!!!
Girl: Once you go blue, you can't undo.
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Betraying a person/group and going rogue on them.
Simply said a backstabbing bastard
your mom went sasuke on you by telling your girlfriend that you have weird fetishes.simply said she decided to go-sasuke-on-you.
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let me break it down for you: once you go brit you never quit, basically british guys have it all. amazingly good looking, sexy accents, and huge dicks!
jane: "i went to the U.K. to work on my accent and I got ripped open by huge british dicks."
emily: "i could have told you that, once you go brit you never quit."
jane: "i know! i'll never fuck anyone besides british men again! their dicks are so huge!"
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white girls fucking black guys in the ear
" Alyssa was fucking T Shawn Dog in the ear " said Demetri
" I told her once you go black you go deaf "
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It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.
Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!
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When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.
Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.
Miles- I gotcha
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