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godfucker

A person who abuses or refers to holy scripts and/or god(s) to promote unholy cause by finding texts in the scripts to justify aggression, abuse of power, and unwillingness to listen to reason or other opinions.
Also persons who profess that a god (Allah, Yahwe etc) has told them that they are on a mission sent by that god.

World's #1 godfucker: G.W.Bush
The world's best known godfuckers are GWB, Osama bin Laden, Jerry Falwell, Ann CDoultre.
Most evangelical Christians and neo-cons are godfuckers.

by shonny March 5, 2007

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Godfucked

Feeling so awfully sick to ones stomach, it could only be the result of God hating you. Usually associated with flu like symptoms.

Can also be associated with any day that has gone so badly you feel as if it's the wrath of God. Like being arrested, or having to tell the family you got fired.

Dude 1: Oh hells, I almost shit my self just now, and my stomach hurts so bad, I think God is punishing me.

Dude2: man, it sounds like you are Godfucked.

by Taipain January 16, 2013

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godfuck

An adjective to describe something that disproves the existence of god.

When Galileo discovered the moons of jupiter proving that the earth was not the centre of the universe. That was a godfuck.

by Plonki August 8, 2010

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godfucker

A person who abuses or refers to holy scripts and/or god(s) to promote their unholy cause by finding texts in the scripts that they use to justify their aggression, abuse of power, and unwillingness to listen to reason or other opinions.
Also persons who profess that a god (Allah, Yahwe etc) has told them that they are on a mission sent by that god.

World's #1 godfucker: G.W.Bush
The world's best known godfuckers are GWB, Osama bin Laden, Jerry Falwell.
Most evangelical Christians and neo-cons are godfuckers.

by shonny March 2, 2007

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godfucker

someone who fucks god, literally. if someone claims to be god and someone else fucks them, the fucker is a godfucker

damn, i guess you're the bitchboy and she's the godfucker?

by godfucker's bitchboy April 18, 2021


Godfucked

A more intense version of "fucked". Useful for situations when you are so fucked, it is almost as if God himself has come down from the heavens and pushed your shit in.

Person 1: Shit! Our engine died and we're in the middle of nowhere, with no way to call for help!
Person 2: Damn, we're Godfucked!

by fuck_a_username September 20, 2020