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REALLY high quality purp...super chron, super sticky weed, but really expensive, usually around $20 per gram.
Dealer: Yo you wanna cop a $20 gram?
Dude: What are you selling?
Dealer: God's gift
Dude: FUCK YES.
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A strain of weed so sweet you could climb the purple fields of Cush and settle yourself between her lovely Indica hips and just feel the positive vibrations.
A truly one of a kind purple Indica goddess
I found an OG who said he has found Gods gift....
Like the real gods gift Purp with the reds and the greens????
Yeah he said he found the one...
The most overused definition on UD, when the person writing the first def thinks the subject being defined is "epic" (which is another dead and buried word in itself because nerds say it in every lame joke they make).
Basically, used for things such as weed, sex, and of course, fucking cheese.
I'm an atheist, so shove that mozza up your asshole. God's gift is a gun to your head.
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God’s gift to men would be their penis. Egotistical men often believe all women want their penis, that they can please any woman or man with their penis, and that their penis is the best. Their penis can impregnate a woman so therefor it must be magical which is why men can rarely ever stop playing with their penis for it gives them great pleasure with a few strokes of the wrist.
Men love their penis so much that without thinking they must share it with people on dating sites or via text messaging. If wrong then the term “dick pic” wouldn’t exist.
She thinks she's God's gift to men, but she's wrong because she wasn't born with a dong. She had to buy hers.
He thinks he's God's gift to men and will give or get it in the end.
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Ryan Mcmanaman. The best ramper of all time. Much better then Tyler Jeffery
Ryan stacks bags much better then Tyler. He is Gods Gift to the Ramp.
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My dumbass way of praising something. My brain no longer works (I am very retarded) so when I like something I now say "______ is really God's gift to Man."
Friend: "You Like that new Donkey Kong Country 2 game?"
Me: "Yeah it really is God's gift to man"
Friend: Damn boy
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God's gift to women would be their breasts. After all, unlike two other attractive anatomical areas, the breasts are clearly visible, they can be augmented, and best of all, you can stare at them while the woman babbles about nothing.
Women with B cups or smaller: God have clearly condemned you. Go get implants.
Women with C cups or bigger: God have clearly blessed you. Go make me a sandwich.
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