A black baby that quacks and shits out food stamps
"Praise be Lawd, I found an EBT card in Daquan's diaper-- we got ourselves the Ghetto Golden Goose!"
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When you dip your hand in gold paint and put it up someones butthole.
My girlfriend gave me a great Golden Goose Egg last night.
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The most badass mother fuckers to ever take Battlefield by storm
The Golden Goose of Gondor just murdered everyone
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describing something as gloriously or spectacularly bad.
They would've beaten me if it wasn't for that Golden Goose Egg
To graze an unsuspecting individual's perineum (see goose), yielding sufficient surprise or alarm to cause the individual to involuntarily urinate him or herself.
What started with your standard "How's your father" variety of goose graduated to the Golden Goose when Frank's bladder let go.