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When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and there’s absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.
I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe my luck, I actually had a golden ticket, it’s going to be a lucky day.
When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and mysteriously there is absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.
I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe I actually had a golden ticket! It’s going to be a great day....
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Slightly elusive, the Golden Ticket tier reflects the excitement and rarity of finding a golden ticket. These items are a cut above the ordinary, offering a glimpse into a world of greater possibilities. They are not guaranteed for everyone, but for those who find them, they promise access to something beyond the Medical Gown basics.
1. The golden-ticket glow of her new amulet was a status symbol, catching envious glances from fellow guild members.
2. Their golden ticket victory was not just about luck; it was a testament to their relentless practice.
Information about someone that is so deadly that it could ruin their life. Most commonly used to flame or embarrassing someone.
Christian, stop being a prick or I’ll whip out the golden ticket.
When you take a shit and discover that you do not have to wipe. Pretty much the best feeling ever especially when there is no paper.
Dude I was out of toilet paper but I had a golden ticket so I got out lucky.
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When a female gets with a male that uses (Trojan) 'Magnums'. She receives "A Golden Ticket". Magnums are wrapped in a golden wrapper.
Shelly: "How was your date with Doug?"
Natalia: "It was awesome, I got a golden ticket!"
Shelly: "You lucky Bitch!"
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A partner's consent to have sex
Guy 1: I got Julie's Golden Ticket!!
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.
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