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When the clock strikes a point where all the numbers are the same, a person has to call "Goocher! I win!" If two people call the Goocher at the same time, they must repeat "Eat me cocksucker!" until one person gives up and the person who repeats it longer claims the Goocher. Getting a Goocher is good luck.
1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, 5:55, 10:10, 11:11 and 12:12. Note that 5:05, 6:06, 7:07, 8:08 and 9:09 are not Goochers. 11:11 is the Super Goocher and must be called as such.
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When the price of your favorite CryptoCurrency tanks at the worst possible time.
My neighbor didn't tell his wife and invested his life savings in some unknown coin exchange and the value dropped by 99% overnight. It was a major Goocher. He's living on my couch now.
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The act of a female going down on her male partner then licking and feelling his gooch area. The gooch is the area between a man's ball sack and asshole. A goocher is known to be the most pleasing and sluttiest sexual favor that can be given to a man.
Intoxicated Slut: "Yeaaaah, i'm gonna get some gooch tonight.. i'm going to give my guy a hot, dirty goocher."
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"Playing cards, I dealt Paul a goocher, and he went back 5 points."
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As opposed to the typical wedgie which gets lodged in your asshole, this specific wedgie will get lodged in your gooch area causing much discomfort and confusion.
I went to pick the wedgie out of my ass, but after many failed attempts at freeing the underwear from my rectal area, I had realized I had a goocher
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A "goocher" is a man who loves the smell, taste or texture of the gooch.
"Man, Johnny really loves the gooch, especially sweaty gooch... he's a super goocher!"
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Having two different women get you off within a 24 hour period.
I'm gonna try to fuck two different hoez this week-end and pull me a goocher.
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