Gootching

Gootching is when you and your friends pool together a small amount of cash to buy a shitbox on Craigslist known as a “gootch” Then proceed to live out your wildest fantasies. By soaring off jumps and rallying through waterfowl mating areas, light that fucker on fire and jump it into a small pond while eating a bowl of ramen. The world is your oyster.

Bro.. you’re never gonna pick up any chicks in that piece of crap, let’s go gootching instead!

gootched

Gootched
Meaning to gootch someone
Gootch being the space between your testicles and your anus.

Sticking someone's face in your Gootch

"Aww man your shit just go gootched."
"He just gootched your shit."

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Gootch

Known commonly as a short for gucci, which is a better way to say good.

That was gootch!

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gorilla gootch

Def. 1- A really stupid nigga
Def. 2- A super hairy gootch

For definition 1- get that gorilla gootch out of my bed

For definition 2- Dude, Mike, u need to shave yo gorilla gootch man

gootch warbler

one who has the predisposition to praise or sing about gootch
as the result of a strong usually erotic attraction to the gootch area.

"why the hell does he keep talkin about that chicks gootch when her ta tas are obviously the main event? what a gootch warbler!"

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Gootch Pearl

The buildup of skin, hair, blood, pus, feces, semen, scabs, toilet paper and substances from your fingernails after scratching your gootch and walking around with thick thighs creating a morbidly obese high pressure heat and density that creates balls of nastyness for a day or so.

Damn fatass got gootch pearls from not showering for a week, what a fat fuck.

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getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.

John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.

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