Got Milk?

1.Asking someone if they have milk from any kind of animal, traditionally cow or rat milk.
2.Asking for drugs known as 'Milk'.
3.Your friend is called Milk and your negotiating his release from a foreign terrorist.

1.I hear you Got Milk?, can i have some?
2.Got Milk? so i can get stoned and anally abuse things whilst giggling like a cheap whore.
3.Both of the above

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Got Milk

a government conspiracy. the "got milk" commercials are actually a code. G= Government. O=Officials. T= Try. M=Mutilating. I=Innocent. L=Little. K=Kids. Its the sick truth

"Did you know that Got Milk actualy means Government Officials Try Mutilating Innocent Little Kids?"

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got milked

Got Milked refers to "milking the prostate". The prostate is the male g-spot and can be accessed in the rectum.

Forced orgasms can occur when a male is "milked". Generally a finger or dildo is inserted into the anus and repeatedly rubbed against the prostate. This causes arousal for some men and they will experience ejaculation sometimes accompanied by an orgasm.

"My wife put on a strap-on, guess im getting milked tonight".

"I got milked last night by Tom's large phallus".

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got milk ?

Looks like she missed her mouth all together.....SWALLOW- MMMMMMMMMSlurp

oralto suck & swallow...while pleasing the male species.cum guzzling ho bag.

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got milk jugs?

Something that a boy in his very early teens tries to get around to asking when he is talking to a girl of similar age that he has only met over the phone or on the internet.

(Things a boy will do to get milk jugs)

I was Stangin' down a long, straight, country road, when I saw a large sign that read "MILK $1 PER GALLON". I quickly pulled in.

"Hey, where's that milk for $1 per gallon?", I asked.

"Over there", replied the farmer as he pointed to a cow.

"You got milk jugs?", I queried.

"I thought you'd never ask", he responded, as he pulled off his shirt, exposing his womanly looking breasts.

I clarified, "No, I mean to put the milk in."

He disappointedly replied, "Oh, I got a bunch of empty ones in the back of the store. They're $2 per gallon."

I shook my head in disgust and rushed to my 'Stang.
"Why didn't I bring any milk jugs with me?"

(Things a man will do if there are no milk jugs around)

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I GOT MILK, BABY

I got milk is not just a saying, it is a way of life. you drink your milk so you can kick the living shit out of everyone because of it and you wan't to let them know in the worst way possible

When everyone doubts you and no one respects you.fuck them and remind them you got milk baby

Popularized by punch drunk idiot james toney after beating evander holleyfield

"Get that weak shit out of here...don't you know?... I GOT MILK!?"

"god damn that guy has balls....he's got milk!"

Chickenhead: Why are you so good at sex relations?
Me: well dirty hoe, I Got MILK, Baby!

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Your tits just got milked

A reaction to a funny or good insult

Person 1 "You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering"
Crowd Shouting "ohhhh your tits just got milkeddddd"