Mr. Gott

The most epic (zombie apocalypse expert) former teacher ever. With his Mr. Tumnus - like beard and his stories, Mr. Gott never failed to make anybody laugh in his (zombie apocalypse weapon hub) classroom.

Zombies: AAAAAAAH... Brains

Mr. Gott: AAAAAAH... I kill you now, you undead flesh addicts

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grüß gott

Very common greeting in Austria and Bavaria loosely translated into "good day" having Catholic origins. Despite declining church attendance / affiliation, it's not unusual in those regions to hear it from an immigration/customs officer, a train conductor or even a McDonald's employee.

May draw some sarcastic replies from Protestant Germans up north because they tend to interpret that greeting as "greet God".

Food stand employee: Grüß Gott!
Customer: Ich hätte gerne einen Hot Dog und einen Krügel Bier. (I would like a hot dog and a pint of beer)

GOTT EM

another form of the word pwned; word you say when you make somebody look somewhat of a retard..

joe: brett farve did NOT play for the atlanta falcons.

tim: (pulls out falcons jersey)

joe: ohh..... nevermind

time: GOTT EMMM.

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oh mein Gott

A German phrase meaning 'oh my God' in English.

Mainly used by German students, it means the exact same as it does in English.

Have you done your homework?
"Oh mein Gott, ich habe verloren"
(English: Oh my God, I've forgotten")

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Ach mein Gott!

Translating from Germain litterally as "Oh my God!". Note the backthroat sound in ‘ach’, same as in ‘ich’, ‘Loch Ness Monster’, and similar to ‘Chanukah’(note the 'C'). Like 'Kahnukah' though without the full 'K'..

“Ach mein Gott!!” Herr Scholtzer exclaimed.

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Gott mit uns

The motto of the German Empire(1871-1918)
Translates to „God with us“

Gott mit uns

Gott mit uns

Gott mit uns is literal in German for God with us.

It was enscribed on German WWII soldiers during WWII.

Gott mit uns.

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