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A Grandmother Qua is when you are masterbauting and you have an orgasm, then your grandmother walks in the room and you have a double orgasm.
Last night was so crazy! I felt like I was having a Grandmother Qua!
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The amazing food grandmothers are known to make.
Tom: Hey what did you eat for dinner last night?
Brad: I'm lucky, i got to have grandmother food.
your grandmothers prayer protecting you
“i got praying grandmothers for niggas who hate”
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One who deliberately (or inadvertently sometimes) fucks their grandma. Note the difference between this and a "grand" mother fucker.
Joe: Steve, where were you last night?
Steve: Ahh .. umm.. I was out playing with the dog.
Joe: Don't lie, you incestuous grandmother fucker! I have it all on tape!
Steve: WTF?
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A person (typically older than 40 or 50) who seems to disapprove of anything modern such as modern music and thing and seems to think they're in the past such as insisting things are done in the old fashioned way and treating "bloody" as a disgusting swear word.
That woman is a right victorian grandmother.
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someone who, willfully or against his or her will, engages in sexual intercourse with someone who has grandchildren.
the person with grandchildren doesn't need to be the actual person's grandmother.
Rob: Dude, what happened at the bar last night?
Tim: didn't you see? I was talking to that old lady from the back there.
Rob: how old was she,
Tim: i don't know but when I got back to her house her grandchildren were running all over the place so I took her to the basement, put a sock in her mouth and fucked her. After about 10min her grand kids came down and started watching.
Rob: WTF you nasty ass grandmother fucker!
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A coastal grandmother is an affluent woman that likes to spend her retirement years reading on the porch of her Nantucket or Martha's Vineyard home, gardening, collecting sea shells on the shore, and drinking coffee as she watches the sunrise.
Her hair is either blonde or completely white, but it is never too short. She wears stylish, yet comfortable clothes and minimal jewelry. White, cream, beige, baby blue and light pink are her favorite colors. Vineyard Vines, Brooks Brothers and Kate Spade are staples in her wardrobe.
Her home is beautiful, spacious and tastefully decorated. There are always freshly picked hydrangeas in her antique vases and freshly picked lemons from her lemon tree in the kitchen.
I want to be like Diane Keaton when I'm old and live my life like I'm in a Nancy Meyers movie. She's the epitome of a coastal grandmother.
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