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When a magician sticks his arm elbow deep into a woman's vagina, and pulls out a full sized catfish.
I didn't know Shawn was a magician till he gave me a Mississippi Grappler last night. Now I have a 14 lb. catfish that I don't know what to do with.
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1. A failed MMA fighter who's reached his mid life crisis and chooses to grapple with cans outside the ring at parties
2. One who chooses to roll around with the same sex at parties due to homosexual tendencies and/or lack of testosterone
3. A person over thirty who trolls message boards bragging about his career as a party-grappler, has no stand up fighting skills
party-grappler with no stand up fighting skills, usually spends his life online trolling message boards
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1. a person who performs forcible oral sodomy upon a woman; a tongue-rapist; a clit-mangler.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.
Stay away from Manny, he is a clam-grappler. Poor Juanita's cho-cho will never be the same!
When you have a female friend who is resistant to anal sex bouncing on you reverse cowgirl and you Jam your index and/or middle finger into her ass far enough to hook some of her guts up. The desired effect being that as she gets scared/disgusted and attempts to jump up, she will be unable.
"Yeah that bitch tried to get away, but I hit her with the old Gut Grappler technique I learned in Nam...."
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a really cool girl. who enjoys nuts. (testicles)
dude i was with that girl last night, she's a total nut grappler.(:
when a male grabs a womans tit, boob, breast, bazoonga (singular) and or tata (singular for tatas) and squeeezes the shit out of it.
boy 1 - "she slapped me bro!"
boy 2 - "whatd you do homie?"
boy 1 & 2 - "GOBLIN GRAPPLER!'