Grate Cheese

The act of masturbating quickly and furiously.

"That strip bar was great, but now I've got to go grate cheese"

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grated cheese

When a girl with braces is giving a blowjob and as she pulls her head back, the braces rip the skin off of the man's dong like grated cheese.

Steve: I never should've let that sloot blow me.
Rick: Why?
Steve: She had braces, and I got grated cheesed.

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Grating the cheese

The act of scratching your dandruff-infested scalp, making a ton of dandruff flakes fall out

Person 1: Man, that guy's really grating the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting

Grating the cheese

When one emits a fart that sounds choppy and disconnected.

random guy: blup. blup. blup. blup.blup.blup.blupblupblupblup.

random girl: (to friend) eew! did you just here that guy?!?!?!?! he was totally grating the cheese!

Grated Cheese

A group of three or more homosexuals or members of the LGBTQ+ community- a group of gays

-Wow that Grated Cheese is huge.

-Yeah John, they're so cool! I love the bright colours!