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Greeley, Colorado

A mid-sized college town in northern Colorado consisting mainly of hoodlums, Hispanics, and hipsters. The town smells obnoxiously of cow shit and remains devoid of all things fun. The only decent hang out spots are either shut down or riddled with the lamest kind of gangsters. The only two places to go to hang out include the local mall and the new-ish ice rink, both of which are quite disappointing and are now utilized mostly as a spot for drug-pedaling. In the sad excuse for a downtown, meth heads and stoners roam the streets both day and night. The town's only redeeming qualities remain the Stampede that comes around every Summer, and the fact that since there is a large population of Latinos, there is also a large abundance of kick-ass Mexican food. Overall, the town is boring and suckish with very few positive points.

Also commonly referred to as G-town or Greality .

Friend 1: Hey, where do you wanna go?
Friend 2: I don't know, we live in Greeley, Colorado, there's no where to go unless you're looking for pot.

by G-town Dweller April 17, 2011

393πŸ‘ 206πŸ‘Ž


Greeley Goggles

A metaphorical term that symbolizes the change of opinion of the looks of females at Lake Greeley Camp. Because barely any attractive girls go to Lake Greeley Camp, girls that normally would not appeal to the eye of the average man become more attractive.

"That girl looks pretty hot, don't yout think?"
"Man, you just have your Greeley Goggles on."

by [][][] [][] [] August 6, 2006

42πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Greeley

An extremely bad ass person. One that listens to hard rock music and loves to jump into a mosh pit.

"Man, you are fucking Greeley!"
"Yea, They call me Garth 'Greeley' Smith"

by Estatess June 2, 2009

16πŸ‘ 345πŸ‘Ž


smells like greeley

greeley smells like a combinition of feed lot and cow shit,when you live in the Denver/Boulder area when it smells like greeley it's a sign of an impending snow

I didn't believe the weatherman when he said it was gonna snow, but now it smells like greeley

by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

94πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


lake greeley camp

Located in Greeley Pa, one of the most amazing camps in the world. if you dont go there, you have no idea what your missing. offers a large variety of activities from trapeze, to arts and crafts, to horseback, to soccer, to pool. all the girls cabins are named after birds, and all the boys cabins are named after native american tribes. the junior campers aged 6-9 are absolutely adorable, the super juniors are 10, inters are 11-12, and the best place to be, seniors, are 13-15. every day you sign up for new activities and make new memories. at night there are always really fun activities, including weekly dances. there is also canteen where campers get candy every night. there are so many types of people there, but a lot of them are very high maintenance. guys and girls hang out a lot and the seniors always find a way to sneak away and hook up. it a really laid back and chill camp. there are also many traditions but you would have to come to find them out ;) gotta love the vacation capital of the world <3

if your looking for a good time, come to lake greeley camp

by lgclego November 13, 2011

24πŸ‘ 121πŸ‘Ž


Horace Greeley High School

Horace Greeley High school is a quiet woodlands high school with talented youngins of all walks of life. Here, knowledge is good. The children here have all mastered the recorder, which has been handed down to them in basic training during elementary school. If you were to go here, you would be greeted with a serenade of angel children playing the recorder. Sadly, beyond this fairy-angel world, lies a deep and dark ghetto, filled with gangsta's more dangerous than the world had ever seen! The school administration mainly ignores the gangsta's though, as the school leaders are too busy with assemblies about small things -- if someone gets a flat tire than we need an assembly to tell the school that it's the whole communities fault. Ten people died due to the gang violence last year, but the angel-nyphs keep it on the DL. There is also a massive statue of Horace Greeley located in the main quad. He is depicted planting the american flag in the ground while freeing the slaves. Overall the quiet woodlen heaven is a peaceful place where people can rest on the giant money bags which all have, due to their gangsta moves they acquired from the fairy-angel-nymphs

Dude: Yo gangsta! Where did u learn to get moneybags like that yo?!
Gangsta: Yo, some fairy-nymph's over at Horace Greeley High School taught me. Thats where i put my moneybags to sleep. I love those recorder-playing angels with their beautiful lullabies.
Dude: Yo gangsta! That sounds dope! I should move there!
Gangsta: Yes you should, because its also ranked as one of the top 100 schools in the country and one of the top 15 public schools. The education there will sure teach you the recorder well.

by Taste the Painbow February 24, 2011

56πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Laura Lynn Greeley

The wife of Francis c Greeley. Both of Framingham Massachusetts. She is the most beautiful woman in Framingham currently and has been married since July 4 2022. Her sign is a Leo and she defines the the sign for all others. She also holds the record for the best marriage and handsome husband for two years straight. Miss New England for 2022 and top home chef back to back those same years as well. This gorgeous woman sets the bar for how to treat a husband and be a strong women.

Laura Lynn Greeley makes all other women look sad and slow in all categories.

by Laura’s husband April 18, 2023