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misrepresent a more intelligent person’s superior argument, typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism
“Jessica now realised her argument was obsolete, there was nothing left for her to do but greenwald her opponent on twitter "
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Verb.
Past tense: greenwalded. Past participle: greenwalded.
Definition:
To go out of your way to silence, harm and endanger a weaker person for the "crime" of expressing free thought - by way of grotesquely exploiting power & influence - and then to whine like a hypocritical little bitch when called out by everyone around you for the very same harm you've caused.
Example:
"Hey man, you remember how that rich, well-connected fuckface screamed 'censorship' after he pulled strings and got some lady fired, stalked and threatened just for commenting about feeling excited seeing the president arrive?"
"Yeah, I read about that dickless douchbag. He totally Greenwalded her."
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To misrepresent a more intelligent person's superior argument, typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism.
Jessica now realized her argument was obsolete, there was nothing left for her to do but greenwald her opponent on twitter.
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verb. Past tense: greenwalded; past participle: greenwalded.
To misrepresent a more intelligent person's superior argument typically on social media in the form of poorly written material under the guise of journalism.
"Jessica now realised her argument was obsolete. There was nothing left for her to do but greenwald her opponent."
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getting sexual pleasure from sniffing people's hair.
"And then Chris started Greenwalding me!" said Noura.
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I am convinced that the only other definition on this page was written by the devil himself (Alex Greenwald) because there is no way that anyone could think he is that cool. Now, here is the TRUE definition of Mr. Greenwald!
Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.
Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.
George: "Yo, homie! Have you heard about that fuckass Alex Greenwald?"
Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"
George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"
Bobby: "You're kidding?"
George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"
Lead singer of Phantom Planet. Also, the best person in the world. He does NOT like to be considered an actor even though he had some minor acting rolls. Vegan and awesome and completely the most gorgeous thing ever. Owns a keyboard that barks and loves all Randies. And Brandy. Screams "HADOUKEN!" at any moment he feels like it.
Person 1:"Alex Greenwald? You mean that ugly guy?"
Person 2:"You need to go die, come back to life, and die again."
Person 3:"I agree. Everyone knows Alex Greenwald is the best person in the world. Shame on you."
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