Gremlin

The gremlin is a furry critter that will use her petit stature and nubile appearance to gain the trust of others. Upon making the mistake of trusting a gremlin, she will then lurk in dark corners and attack at any given moment. This evil hobbit will engage in acts of deceit and general tomfoolery as a means of social interaction. Characteristics of the gremlin will include:
-Rage blackouts
-Violent attacks from behind, especially on the knees
-Full speed bodychecks
-Stealing food from gardens
-The belief that she is average height, when she is in fact, gremlin height
-The use of such phrases as "frig-a-mug" and "go S a D"

Ryan: Hello, I was just calling regarded your --- OW
Gremlin: hahaha hahaha hahaha (runs away)
Ryan: I think that gremlin just took out my legs

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Gremlin

Gremlins are usually small people under 5'6.They are known as kind and outgoing but will turn shy when asking for help or asking for anything in general.They are also known as "Small Beans".They usually stick to sweet foods and enjoy baking.They are known for sucking at video games but still play to enjoy the game.Some of them enjoy pink but are to embaressed to admit it.Gremlins are some of the sweetest girls and you'll be lucky to find one.XxWARNING!xX She will steal your hoodies!

"That girl is such a Gremlin!"
"I wish i had a Gremlin!"

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Gremlins

1.) Little meshevious devils that cause problems with everything around you.
2.) Little red men with horns you see when you are stoned.
3.) Imaginary little devils you can blame shit on.

1.) "BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! Those damn gremlins are in my computer again. Where's my freakin shotgun?!"
2.) *puff puff* "Dude those gremlins on top of the TV are flippin me off! Little bastards!"
3.) Mom: "Jonny why the hell do all your socks stick together like this?"
Jonny: "I don't know, maybe the gremlins did it!"

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gremlinize

The alcohol-induced female facial deformation common to fraternity parties, concerts and other social gatherings.

Holy shit, did you see that bitch? Better cut her off NOW... she's already started to gremlinize!!

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Gremline

Crushing someone elses head in between your buttocks.

We were going to shoot him, but we decided to perform a gremline instead.

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Gremlin

Small, furry, mischievous human-animal hybrids that are fueled by energy drinks and are known for tampering with vehicles like cars, boats, and small airplanes.

Did this lil gremlin actually steal TWO of my Red Bull’s today?

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gremlin

someone who doesn’t take a joke

she’s such a gremlin

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