grip

an adjective used to describe a long length of time

Yo, I havent seen you in a grip. It must have been a year.

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Grip

When you wake up and the fucking grass turns into shit and shit turns into grass

Person 1 - Hey son I got to mow the shit its getting long
Person 2 - Okay I need to go take a grass
Person 3 - What!!!!! Oh shit its grip day

grip

$10,000. Named so due to the size of the wad of bills. Unlike a "stack" which is how 10 $100 bills are put together (in a stack), a grip is 10 stacks, only way to hold it is to grip it because its all rolled up.

"Walk around like I got a grip in my pants, yea thats about 10 stacks..." -Young Jeezy

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grip

A whole lot of something.

I went to the store a bought a whole grip of forties.

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The Grips

A condition in which a person experiences crippling stomach cramps, but are unable to take a shit. Will often have you wishing for sweet death and cursing yourself for having those Chili Cheese Fries for lunch. That chocolate milkshake probably didn't help matters either. Can last for several hours or in extreme cases, several days (The Raging Grips). Rest assured, when the bottom drops out though be prepared because shit is about to seriously go down (pun intended). Usually following a case of the grips is a condition called "Shotgun Disorder".

I don't know what the put in that cheeseburger but I've got a case of the grips that'll have you running for cover.

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Grip

Unit of measurement for long periods of time.

It took us a grip to get there.
I haven't been to this bar in a grip.

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Grip

To grip someone basically means to "Kill" someone in a disrespectfull manner.

Example:

Vyria member: I just gripped a malkavian

Vyria member 2: That's a easy W right there