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Gristle Luck

This term is used to describe the misfortunes and bad luck that occur to a seemingly undeserving person.

"Jamie must have the worst gristle luck, you know, with his house being swept away in that freak flash flood and what not."

by EnOb December 30, 2005

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Go for the Gristle

when a female is performing fellatio, and after she gets the complete schlong into her mouth, she "goes for the gristle" by getting one or more testicles into her mouth.

This came from trying to get the extra meat on the gristle on the chicken bone when you are done eating wings and are still hungry.

Dude 1: You bang that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah, but she went down on me
Dude 1: She go for the Gristle?
Dude 2: Hellz yea! Gave her a mouthful! BOTH BALLS!

by Human Cartoon February 26, 2010


throbbing gristle

Originators of "industrial music" Formed in 1975 by Genesis P.Orridge,Peter Christopherson, Cosey Fanny Tutti, and Chris Carter. Music was very uneasy, sleazy, and in a sense, brillient

Throbbing Gristle are the DEFINATIVE industrial band

by Dagon January 9, 2005

180๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


cunt gristle

The residue left over in your teeth after performing a vigorous act of cunninglingus

Dude I dun went down on that chick and was picking out that cunt gristle for an hour.

by Dj's Hate & Rage March 5, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gristle snorkel

A piece of gristle found typically in meat sauce or lasagna, especially a dish that you are thoroughly enjoying. Gristle Snorkel appears out of nowhere, and once sighted, has an immediate stomach turning effect. Can cause instant vegetarianism, but that does pass.

This spaghetti is amazing.. Oh no.. Gristle Snorkel has put me off. Caesar salad please waiter.

by Betneyb April 20, 2019


gristle missile

A male appendage (penis) which when erect can be used for delivery of a deadly payload of "man-milk"

Man; I would sure like to give her a shot in the whiskers with my gristle missile.

by scenedad July 11, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


gristle knot

the puckered orifice that gives birth to your excrement. a sphincter.

Before flushing, wipe your gristle knot.

by Paddycakes69 May 27, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž