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gronk

The sounds that Miss Piggy makes when Kermit mounts her.

Oh Kermie, I love you. GRONK!

by ucla sucks August 14, 2008

366๐Ÿ‘ 280๐Ÿ‘Ž


gronk

One who is a bitch, an ass kisser, a muppet.You can slap him around and he wont do shit but then when u walk away he will mumble under his breath or bitch about how he was going to kick your ass to his friends.
Not enough of a man to talk to a women.
Prone to sucking up and talking about themselves alot.
Possibly lacking in testosterone or testicles

Nik: "This guy at the pub today said i was a dirty little faggot and kicked me in the scrote, and i was going to fuck him up , he's lucky i had an itchy ass crack or i would have kicked his ass with my mad wicked kung fool skills! Fuck i'm a mad cunt, I was fully going to hit on his hot girlfriend too, after i kicked his ass , cos i looked at her and she smiled at me, or blinked or something, yeah she wants me man! I'm the sexiest guy alive, i'm so hot i dont need to talk to her she should come and talk to me, i never get laid whoo"
Everyone else: "You Gronk!"

by Rachet July 19, 2006

324๐Ÿ‘ 290๐Ÿ‘Ž


gronk

new version of gronk is a idiot who dresses like total poo gronk gronk is also a word aussies use as a insult personly i think this word is funny.ncan be used in sentences such as

ilol bash ya you gronk
your a grink
your a dumb gronk

by amyperson June 1, 2021


gronk

Focuses purely on their muscles rather than education, works out alot, an absolute bogan, one who's IQ is lower than the $5 entry fee at the gym.
Threatens everyone and tries to start fights with whoever.

Gronk: FUCKIN' AY CUNT JUST GOT BACK FROM THE GYM AE FUCKIN GREAT
Person: cool.
Gronk: YOU FUCKIN WANNA GO ME!!
Person: no.

by S12 June 30, 2013

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


gronk

An Australian term for a total yobbo, derro, or bogan.

Not:

"damien says:
a hot alternative girl"

Check out the gronk over there with the stubbies, flanno and longneck in a brown paper bag!

by Halez September 23, 2007

22๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


gronk

a complete loser and a useless motherfucker
can be intended to be friendly or hurtful

this word is widely used by Australians and New Zealanders

your such a fucking gronk, piss off mate

by Nidkl November 3, 2018

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


gronk

phaete is the epitome of the definition gronk.

your suck a gronk phaete!

by bemuse September 13, 2007

33๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž