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a very funny joke that will have everyone laughing no matter their age.
Comedian. Hey guys guess what... PENIS
Crowd. Bursts out in laughter
A game in which one male approaches another male, grabs the other male's inner-thigh and begins to massage. The grabbing-handed male then asks "Guess what state I'm thinking of?" No matter what, the grabbing-handed male moves his hand up. This is repeated until ultimately the approached male has his balls under the other male's grasp.
So Alex was playing Guess What State with me and he had my eggs in his skillet! If you know what I mean...
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It's a definition on the urban dictionary! congratulations, you're so bored TAEWRIHEWVM #$#WEV { #$G(VHnV #%$Tnfv43FN$# #YOLOSWAG2K13IAMRETARDEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD sorry got that bored or you're just so retarded you typed this into your computer when you aren't bored. which one is it? also, why does google's search result say help I accidentally built a shelf, why are there school, help I just sharted, and other retarded things? $TJ 3n4r3 efF #$efdv"P#$refD4354refdV 34ev 34 OT%$egv e4r
guess what the hell this is? AN EXAMPLE YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!
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A game played on the "Opie and Anthony" radio show in which female callers are asked to rub their phone against their most intimate of areas in a variety of motions(up and down, side to side,circular motion) and then guess the particular hair style the woman is sporting. Styles include wood floor or john bennet, the landing strip, the hitler mustache, the earth momma muff, and the 5 o clock shadow.
Guess what's in my pants is another example of why Opie and Anthony are a much better radio show than that prick Howard Stern.
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A game you play with a female of interest to break the ice. It involves walking up behind the girl while she is seated, pulling your peens out and setting it on her shoulder. When she turns around in disgust, you should look at her with total confidence and say "That's right."
Matthew: Dude, I went for it. I went over to Ashley's cubicle and played Guess What's On My Shoulder?
Adam: Super Sweet. Did it work?
Matthew: No, she hit me.
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The source of laughter everywhere. it makes people have fun, and kids get their daily dose of laughter. its completely predictable... but oh so funny!!! : D
The boy was sad, until the mother said "Guess what chicken butt!"
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How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.
"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"
"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."
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