GUF

A good, uncomplicated fuck.

Ughh, what a day. I really need a GUF, right now.

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guffing

Lip syncing with a song on a web video

That kid guffing the Cardigans is such a homo.

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Piggy Back Guffing

When another does an audible guff (fart) and you decide to drop a silent one on the back of theirs and blame them for the offensive odour

Mark: "parrrrrp" Whoops, sorry, couldn't hold it in any longer
Baz: "Pfffst" ... OMG Mark, that smells gross, you got dead rats up your bum
Mark: You sure you're not Piggy Back Guffing again as mine don't smell that bad

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Guffing

The act of queefing in one's face

Guffing is my new secret move in the bedroom

I got totally guffed last night - so unexpected!

To spice things up in the bedroom, I'm gonna guf him tonight

Guf

A physical interaction from someone, or something, that is intended to platonic, though in rare cases can be romantic

"Man, Sasha just gave me a guf!"

Guf

Going until failure. Hitting as many reps as possible while lifting weights

I’m about to GUF on bench right now!

Guf

Verb: Guffed
1. Stands for

Gay
Ugly
Fat
2. A person that eats sand and shoves it up their nose
3. Someone that eat shit out in their backyard

E.g.

1. Ew get away from me you guf person
2. Go back to the desert you guf