n. 1. Person not cool enough to pull off mutton chops. 2. Often applied to anyone not cool.
It doesn't matter how many fish tattoos you get, you'll always be a gunkie.
You are familiar with the terms 'goofy' and 'hunky'.
This presents a difficulty in defining a person who would fall into both categories. For these such people there is the word 'gunky', the crossbreed of goofs and hunks, like hovis 'best of both'
a: "but he's not hunky!"
b: "well he's not goofy!"
a: "ooh ok, hes gunky!"
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a near-unexplainable feeling one gets when missing something usually always on their person (ie: cell phone, jewelry, etc)
Aw shucks, I left my cell phone at home. I feel all...gunky.
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The worldβs most infamous ripoff of Danny Gonzalez
Dinky Gunky
from Stephen King's "Lisey's Story"
if the protagonist feels very bad and angry, something overcomes him. That's the bad-gunky.
Scott had that really bad-gunky, to let it out he made a blood-bool.
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This occurs after the original semen explosion. The lumpy, cottage cheese-esque second batch of man juice that requires persistent boning to finish off the night so you can pass out.
She grew inpatient as her male counterpart shook and shook but could not get his gunky mcnutty off the swollen tip of his wenis.
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