A woman who loves to gobble penis for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a midnight snack. This term is only used for females that gobble gurkins as using it to describe a male is just fucked up.
Joe: "Hey, heard the chick from the bar gave you a little tounge-on-rod action last night!"
Bob: "Yeah, she was a world-class Gurkin' Gobbler."
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When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion
Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection
'the gurkinator! he thought he ate' looking at photo.