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A geezer, a legend, a beer chugger
Gurky over there is getting the beers in
The saliva you spit out after vomiting.
I just spat a gurky in the sink after puking everything I ate in the toilet.
Gurkis 87 is know for how many people he fucked I is know that more people are related to him than Djingis Khan
Girl 1: Omg i am so happy my children’s father will be Gurkis 87 so I can tell them about his huge cock.
Girl 2: I wish I got to fuck him :(