Hadji Jerky

-Term used to describe body remains of a Suicide bomber after he or she has detonated themselves. The self-inflicted explosion tears the body apart, leaving scraps of flesh that tend to look like pieces of beef jerky.

We arrived to find pieces of Hadji Jerky on the walls and in the street around the blast area.

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Hadji Cereal

1. Dry, often stale, breakfast food (usually Honeycomb) offered in a plastic sandwich bag as part of a "continental breakfast" at some privately owned motels. Hadji (or Haji) sandwiches are sometimes offered in addition to the cereal or as a substitute.

Also sometimes called Radji (or Raji) cereal
(see definition for hadji/haji sandwich)

2. Any breakfast food offered at a "Continental breakfast" with which the necessary accompaniment is not offered.
i.e. dry cereal with no milk, instant oatmeal with no water, etc.

Since many independantly owned motels nationwide have been acquired by Arab families, standards in Continental breakfasts have fallen

I was at first disappointed that all that was offered at the continental breakfast was Hadji cereal, but then I realized that it was easily portable, so I took my Hadji cereal with me and enjoyed it the rest of the day.

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Hadji koce

The dad of someone named from Varna. If you live in Varna, then you know who this is about.

"A wild hadjiq has appeared! The koce probably will strike with the plane once again!" - hadji koce is your dad

Desk Hadji

The foriegn contract programmer they stuck at the end of your cubical.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you, my desk hadji was on the phone. I can't understand a thing he's saying, but he seems pretty upset

Hadji's Kebab

When a man places his penis inside a lebo bread roll, which depicts the meat of a kebab and make's his own "garlic sauce" in the process and feeds it to a women during a blowjob.

this garlic sauce in Hadji's Kebab is so nice!

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Hadji Don't Surf

Hadji became a derogatory name used by American troops to describe enemy fighters during the war in Iraq. The phrase "Hadji Don't Surf" is based on “CHARLIE DON’T SURF!” from the Viet Nam war movie “Apocalypse Now.” The phrase "Hadji Don't Surf" is a morale declaration that Americans are militarily and culturally superior to their Iraqi enemies.

Captain: "We've been ordered to secure that town TODAY."
Sergeant frowns: "Hmm... that will be a challenge, sir."
Captain smiles. "Yeah, but Hadji don't surf."

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