When you fuck your hampster so hard it dies
Dude did you hear why Eli isn’t here?
No, why?
Apparently he did a dirty Haidyn
someone who gets tons of girls is loyal only likes people older has kissed all his freinds moms and is really vol
haidyn boden kissed my mom and my gf again
Haidyn is an amazing guy who is loyal, and loving. He will write paragraphs, constantly compliment you, and try to all out make you have a better day. If you ever get to opportunity to date a Haidyn, you should keep him because he’s not going anywhere.
Haidyn is the most amazing boyfriend ever!
Literally the best coolest name in the world if you have this name I love you you’re AMAZING. Spelt THIS WAY. No other way.
Person: omg, haidyn is totally awesome!!
Person 2: I know right!! I just love them!!
A day to simp over Haidyn’s hot fucking mom
“Hey, have you seen Haidyn’s mom? It’s National Haidyn’s mom day!”
“Yeah, she’s so hot right? She is my sugar mommy.”