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When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius
"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"
A very stuck up boy with nice hair, and you know how most boys desks are not neat, well a Shiny haired boys desk is very neat. Many girls, especially ones with the name of Isabella, Bella or Anaya will have dreams about him or fantasize about his hair. If you find any boys like this I recommend that you instantly run away because they will blind u with their hair.
Oh my god, that guy is such a shiny haired boy.
When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.
Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style