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A haircut is a receiving a completely different style or cutting off several inches of one's hair. This is different than the trimming of one's hair, which is by definition, trimming off the split ends.
Emily will be giving Joe a haircut when he loses their CPA exam bet.
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a person who is a metrosexual toughguy. they dress metrosexual and always pluck eyebrows and gel hair ect. and to tell themselves they are actually male they try to act tough and get in fights
that bar was fun but there was way to many haircuts there.
see "my new haircut" on youtube
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Heroin, especially that of the black-tar variety, biatch.
"Dude, where can I buy me some/a haircut?"
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A haircut is what a guy gets when another dude trims his pubes.
Some of the other cadets in our pod want me to give them a cadet haircut - short and manscaped.
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A term used by special forces and tactical operatives engaged in wet work to refer to the act of assassinating a targeted individual.
Operative A: "everybody ready to take out the target?"
Operative B: "let's go give this punk his haircut."
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when your haircut turns out to be way gorgeous and/or amazing
gus went in to get a haircut, but when i saw him i was like "OMG HE GOT A HAIRCUTE"
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a new addition to the world of drinking games. bad news only 2 people participate at a time, good news is you'll be wasted drunk after a good number of haircuts. one person will sit down on a chair, and the "barber" will place a towel over your body, like you're actually in a barbershop getting a real haircut. the person sitting down will lay their head back getting ready for the haircut, the barber will then pour a chaser into the their mouth and you will hold it it in your mouth, then the barber will pour liquor (no weak shit either) into your mouth until it is full. you then swallow, get your towel brushed off, and you will stand up satisfied knowing you just had a really nice haircut.
Me and my friend Ray at a party, getting smacked drinkin vlady and MD, while playin pong.
Me: wow, my hair is starting to get stupid long
Ray: don't worry, i can set you up with a appointment after we hit this last cup.
Me: what do you mean? im not lettin you cut my hair, youre sauced.
Ray: well are you tryin to get fuckin wasted as shit? or complain about your gay ass hair the rest of the night?
Me: .. wasted.
Ray: then you are ready for the haircut my friend (he says while hittin last cup at 11 o clock)
Me: im not just ready, im fuckin ready
Ray: well im glad you said that, why dont you sit down and ill set you up with your 11 o clock appointment.
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