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Have you ever met a Lizzie. If you have then your lucky your even luckier if you have met a Lizzie hake. The name even rhymes with cake. Lizzie hake is funny, kind, clumsy, smart, beautiful she has brown hair that fades to blue has hazel and greenish brown eyes. All the guys love her . But to afraid to ask her out. The players who do are brave but... get rejected because she is too good for them. Her laugh is like music to your ears. Also usually silent . good with the grades. Best friends. Interups a lot! But you get used to it.
Whoa dude did you hear that Lizzie hake rejected Chris now he thinks she hates him!
Lizzie hake ran into a wall to day and fell down the stairs twice!!!
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Do you know a lizzie hake?
I imagine she has hazel eyes with lions mane hair! Fading freckles and tiny lips:) an EXTREMELY long tounge. ( not from experience ). She also will win every burping contest. Plays sports ( not the running kind ). Communicates with hand motion and facial expressions. She will make you laugh without even saying anything. She may be tall... ish. Gets all the guys. Or girls. Very sarcastic. Popular but hates popular people. And lives off of junk food. Don’t let your lizzie slip away!!!!
i Lost lizzie Lucille hake:( I’ll never find another one
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A man named Hake sells various baked pastries such as cookies. Instead of his store being named "Hake's Cookies", it's "Hake's Bakies".
Hey man, have you visited Hake's Bakies yet?
- Yeah man, he's a good cook.
Tobin got a fast car
I want a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere
Any place is better
Starting from zero, got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
Me, myself, I got nothing to prove
Tobin got a fast car
I got a plan to get us out of here
I been working at the convenience store
Managed to save just a little bit of money
Won't have to drive too far
Just 'cross the border and into the city
Tobin and I can both get jobs
And finally see what it means to be living
See, my old man's got a problem
He lives with the bottle, that's the way it is
He says his body's too old for working
His body's too young to look like his
My mama went off and left him
She wanted more from life than he could give
I said, somebody's got to take care of him
So I quit school and that's what I did
Tobin got a fast car
Is it fast enough so we can fly away?
We gotta make a decision
Leave tonight or live and die this way
So I remember we were driving, driving in your car
Speed so fast, I felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And Tobin arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
And I-I, had a feeling that I belonged
I-I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone
Tobin got a fast car
We go cruising to entertain ourselves
Tobin still ain't got a job
Tobin Hake is a friend
Yeah, I know, he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Tobin's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's loving him with that body, I just know it
Yeah, and he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
You know, I wish that I had
Tobin's girl
I wish that I had Tobin's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
I'll play along with the charade
There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot
'Cause she's watching him with those eyes
And she's loving him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
You know, I wish that I had
Tobin's girl
I wish that I had Tobin's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
Like Tobin's girl
I wish that I had Tobin's girl
Where can I find a woman-
Where can I find a woman like that?
And I'm looking in the mirror all the time
Wonderin' what she don't see in me
I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that?
You know, I wish that I had
Tobin's girl
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Tobin's girl
Where can I find a woman like that?
Like Tobin's girl
I wish that I had Tobin's girl
I want, I want Tobin's girl
hake jutton is the coolest kid ever he hates lif because he is bad
dont be a hake jutton or youll die