halal

clean nice, mad tight

me and my boyz be keepin it halal up in this peace

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halal

food not prohibited for muslims

Ham us not halal

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Halal

Someone halal, means they follow the values of religion, particularly Islam. They’re like saints, they just do good. Not to be compared with halal food which is just the different way muslims eat they’re meat.

X: “OMG, Elias is literally so hot, and he’s halal too”
Y: “ gurll you gonna have to get him to meet your momma”

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Halal It

'Halal it' a phrase playing on the allow/'llow it principle. It can be used as a piss take to muslim friends. Also used in conjunction with other situations where allow would be used.

Mohammed - Bruv mandem got bare issues wiv dem yoots down the road!
Stu - Halal the beef bruvva!
Mohammed - Yeh yeh dont watch!

Stu - Jam your hype blud!
Mohammed - Ill halal it that you called me blud!

Halal the beef as used to offend hindu mates

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Halal

A person who is not sinful

Damn did u see kimo he is tooo halal

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Halalability

HALALABILITY index a measurement of how halal a product is

The halalability index of pork is zero and thus not permitted to be eaten.

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Halal

An acronym for Having A Laugh At Life. It can be used in replace of lol, haha, lmao, rofl etc. It is more fun to say and shout out loud than the "lol".

Joe- "Sammy, color inside the lines or you will have to lick a girl's pussy."

Sammy- "Who's?"

Steve- "Oh, you know."

Joe- "Krystal's."

Kevin- "HALAL"

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