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Used to describe someone who is under the heavy influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
Jesus, I look at this band pic and you guys look HALF-BAKED.
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is a name used to describe someone that isn't fully complete. Just like pottery on a potters wheel, it is shaped into a beautiful piece of art. If something goes wrong, it is deformed and the process to shape begins again. We are all being baked, going through trials in life. If we give up, we are only half-baked.
Susie gave up on her dream; she is half-baked.
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1. A more proper way of saying retarded or gay when used as a synonym for stupid. Esp. when frustrated.
2. A great stoner movie of course!
Guy 1: Yeah man I've been calling all day but the shits bein all half-baked I cant even get through.
Guy 2: Ahh yeah that sucks bro.
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a movie you can kick bak wit and light yo greenery. got dat rite bitch! -words of dave chappelle
Thurgood Jenkins: Guys, just shutup 'bout the weed for two seconds. I don't want this girl to know I smoke!
Scarface: Yeah...it's bad enough you a janitor, YO!
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, Biotch! I don't do drugs, though. Just weed....
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A person who is not quite right either bodily, mentally or both due to having older parents. This can be caused specifically by a fathers old manky sperm.
Due to Susans' dad being so old when he got her mum pregnant, she came out Half-Baked, with a wonky eye and a limp.
She also couldnt add up or read until she was 12.
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‘When you have a big poop and don’t push it all out, you hold it in so it’s half way and it feels like a cock in your ass, Leave it in for as long as possible without snapping off’
Steve: ‘ Hey Lewis guess what I just did?
Lewis: ‘What did you just do Steve?’
Steve: ‘ A half bake’
Lewis: ‘What’s a half bake?’
Steve: ‘I just did shit, 2 inches in diameter and shat half of it out and left the other half inside. Kept it in for as long as possible, Felt like a cock up my ass’
Lewis: ‘Nice, Show me some time’
*Two heterosexual males having a conversation’
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Formerly Bitch and Moan. This forum encompasses anything that is not full and complete enough to better fit into the conversationalist forum, Spurious Generalities. This is a place where you can make a poll, ask a dumb question, start a game thread, or even flame, bitch and moan to your hearts content.
Don't get Half Baked!
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