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Halifax

place. Beautiful eastern seaport on the Atlantic coast. The best place in Canada to get crabs . Locals speak an interesting patois of English and Norse.

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Hey by Jimmy we should get some lobster in Halifax and maybe see about picking up a case of crabs by Jez.

by gnostic 1 May 9, 2013

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Halifaxing

The act of forcefully anally raping someone with a blunt object like a broom or bat.

"I walked in the inmate Halifaxing the other prisoner with a drain pipe." or "The prostitute knew this guy was going to Halifax her worse than her last Halifaxing

by Timmay1369 September 25, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Halifax

The art of anal raping.

That dude was just halifaxed.

by Me and only me. October 9, 2017

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Halifax Assplosion

After a night of binge drinking at the Lower Deck, dip your bird in donair sauce, place pita bread on either side of partner's arse and then give 'er!!

Buddy gave me right some Halifax Assplosion last night.

by quigley dawn June 26, 2010


Halifax Harbosis

A Drug from Brandon Rogers YouTube series, "Blood and Makeup". The drug itself was created in the 80s by Dr. Linda, and her late apprentice, Cassandra Butler. Cassandra was fired when she killed one of the subjects while they were experimenting, and took the formula with her. She planned to open up a candy store, when she met Clive Butler. They both loved the high from the drug, and planned to get married. Sadly, on the day of the marriage, Dr. Linda sent an assassin to kill her on the day of the marriage. Several years later, the formula resurfaced in the hands of Clive Butler, who planned to put the candy in the stores. However, in order to have a major success, Clive Butler hired Eddy Oswald and a team to put together a marketing campaign. Over several weeks, many strange murders happened to people who had previous tension to Eddy Oswald, so fingers were naturally pointed. However, it was later discovered a drug called "Halifax Harbosis" was the real killer, making whoever took it see everyone as clowns. Some people might like, but some people, like the victims of murders, didn't. These people killed others and themselves. Tl;Dr Its a drug that makes you hallucinate and see clowns instead of people.

Tim: Why didn't the Blah Blah bars hit the store?
Joe: It had Halifax Harbosis in it.

by November 13, 2020


Halifax Police

A city in Canada where there are only four policeman, who sit at the top of a tower with a bag of tex mex and maple syrup. To identify one of the four, just look for a man with an inspector hat on and eating a bag of tex mex.

Foreigner: Hey look at that scrub with the inspector hat and eating tex mex out of a bag!

Halifax Native: Yo, don't mess that is one of our four members of the Halifax Police

by The Drews 1B September 15, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


halifax grammar

The most expensive school in the poorest province, where Kids talk about how cool the conservative party is, and keep black imported students years over so they can compete against the bleached student body of other school's basketball teams.

Oh, no you're not walking the two blocks to Halifax Grammar School, Ill drive you, sweety.

by Karl A T November 23, 2005

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