Halt! Identify!

What androids say to intruders. This allows them to determine whether or not the intruder is an android himself, as android-non android relations is frowned upon in the Commonwealth. Upon detection of a non-android body within the range of his visual scanners, an android may sound the alarm, whereupon the intruder will be instantly vaporized by alarm-response androids. As such, it is recommended that if a non-android wishes to "learn the ways" of the android, that he or she must follow the following directions:

Step 1: Crouch outside of the range of the android's visual scanner.

Step 2: Sidle up to the android in question, being sure not to look it in the eye.

Step 3: If the android does not detect an intruder, commence learning the ways of the android.

Note: This works best in close proximity to the Commonwealth Public-Use Industrial Capacitive Reactive Surface #36, colloquially known as the "Boss Door."

Android #1 is minding his own business, guarding a resting Mobile Grinder.

Intruder: "Why hello there Android #1! Might you direct me to the nearest Boss Door, or perhaps to a checkpoint?"

Android #1: "Halt! Identify!"

Intruder: "Oh dear, I must have offended his delicate sensibilities. Time to block and release."

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halt loat

A word that I and prolly only I use like heck because “Thee famous Ciara” on YouTube said it and it was disturbingly hysterical.

Someone: *calls you*
You: Halt loat

screeched to a halt

When someone's "Skid marks" are so bad that the word "skid" is insufficient to describe them.

Skid marks? Those brown stains were so bad it was more like he screeched to a halt!

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halt your carriage

said to someone when they’re being sus and need to slow down

Bro 1: “Ima fuck this bitch tonight bro no cap”
Bro 2: “Bro halt your carriage you needa slow down on this shit”

THE WORLD GRINDS TO A HALT

Yes this is a JoJo reference aka when awakened Dio stops time

Dio: THE WORLD GRINDS TO A HALT

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Halt de Worscht hoch!

German phrase to say goodbye. It literally means 'Hold up the sausage!' and is often accompanied by a gesture of holding up an imaginary sausage.

Two workers say goodbye: 'See you tomorrow!' 'Yes, halt de Worscht hoch!' (gesture of holding up a sausage)

halting problem

the halting problem is the problem of determining, from a description of an arbitrary computer program and an input, whether the program will finish running, or continue to run forever.

halting problem, i love that even computers have limits

-alasstor