What a hillbilly eats when he runs out of opossums or squirrels and his sisters pussy is un-available.
Jed:"I be hungry and betsy lou is out square dancin with festus."
Granny: "I'll fix you some Hamburger Helper"
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1. People who help the people of Hamburg.
2. lettuce.
1.person who lives in the town of hamburg: Bob sure is nice for helping me mow my lawn = hamburger helpers.
2. I made a salad of hamburger helpers.
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Cum covered shit. A large amount of loose but chunky stool covered in semen.
How to make Hamburger Helper:
Step 1.) Have diarrhea
Step 2.) Jerk-off onto diarrhea
Step 3.) Do NOT flush
Be right back. I've got to go to the restroom.....Hey! somebody left an uneaten bowl of hamburger helper in here!
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Pasta you have to mix the meat in with. Normally, food for people on Welfare.
I don't have a job so I eat Hamburger Helper a lot.
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Crappying in your hand and using as lubricant to jerk someone off
After eating a bunch of prunes jane was ready to give John the hamburger helper.
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A hamburger helper. Nobody really knows what it is, but we know that if you are a bsoat then you are not a hamburger helper. If your not a hamburger helper then you might aswell die.
Bad Boy 1: Look at that BSOAT he is definitely not a hamburger helper
Bad Boy 2: He should just kill himself if he's not a hamburger helper
1: Knock up some skanky broad
2. Take her to Planned Parenthood
3. As they're scraping out her womb, furiously masturbate in the corner
4. Once the fetus is removed, grab it from the doc and jam it into the skanky broad's cornhole
5. Rail the skanky broad in the ass, using your dead kid as lube
6. ????
7. PROFIT!!!
A properly executed Hamburger Helper will produce lulz for all involved, especially the almost-child
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