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The act of pulling away from a dock while your boat is still tied to it.
That guy needs boating lessons.
He smashed his boat by pulling a hamlin.
A wireless connection that is hardly ever functional.
Something that costs $35, but is actually worth far less.
Dude, don't go to that internet cafe, its like using Hamline Wireless.
You paid fifty bucks for that? That's like Hamline Wireless.
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Someone who cheats on their girlfriend with a two fingered prostitute. Typically never wins a championship and winds up alone after his ex puts nair in his shampoo bottle
“That whore gave me a good Denny Hamlin last night”
“After getting a Denny Hamlin, my hair keeps falling out when I shower
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To peace the fuck out; vanish like dust to the wind; disapparate like a hippogriff
I didn't feel like waiting for my check-in, so I decided to pull a hamline and got a beer instead.
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The act of defecating in a Federal Express box and shipping it to a friend. Named after NASCAR driver Denny Hamlin, whose race team is sponsored by FedEx. Made popular in Charlotte NC, where NASCAR teams are based.
I sent you a Hot Hamlin for April Fool's Day and boy did it smell bad when it arrived.
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The best NASCAR driver that ever walked the earth. He will be president some day
Denny Hamlin won the Daytona 500.
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