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The act of setting up and subsequently chilling in a hammock.
College student 1: Hey bro, what you doing after class?
College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?
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Setting up a hammock and hanging with your friends.
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The act of laying in a hammock and enjoying the swing of nature pushing you gently into a slumber.
Hey Danielle, you should wake up early so we can go buy and hammock and get some hammocking on later.
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The act of putting up a hammock and not giving a single fu€k about anything except hanging out and chilling.
My fiancé and I went hammocking this weekend.
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A variation of autoerotic asphyxiation utilizing a support stool with the addition of tying a noose or belt around the base of the scrotum sack with the other end attached to a support beam or tree. After attachment of the neck and scrotum is secured, the stool is removed by the hammocker or a “spotter” and the hammocker then hangs in the air while masturbating.
So, I walked into Judd Nelson's place and his spotter totally fell asleep during a wicked hammocking session. Judd was all foaming from the mouth but smiling like Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight.
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The act of “69ing” on a hammock, except when the male is about to reach climax, the female forces the man to ejaculate into his own mouth/facial area, impregnating the woman with his own face.
man #1: “Hey did you hear about what Dalton did on the 4th of July?”
man #2: “No, what’d he do?”
man #1: “He totally was hammocking with his girlfriend!”
man #2: “No way! That’s sick!”
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The ability for two objects, such as trees or posts, to have a hammock hung between them. (Adj.)
"Dude, we have to find somewhere good to smoke this blunt."
"Yo, those trees right there look pretty hammockable."
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