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An object that produces a white noise (like a fan, or maybe a radio on a lower volume) that is used to make sounds audible in a very quiet environment not quite as noticeable. Noise hampers can be used to make it harder to hear you doing something you don't want others to know about.
Noise hampers explain why so many people like to masturbate in the bathroom with the shower running.
While Tyrone and Shelly were having sex, Shelly used her fan as a noise hamper so her parents wouldn't hear her moaning.
I had to find a noise hamper so I could fap in peace.
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A storage receptacle for dirty dicks. You just throw dirty dicks in like you would laundry into a regular hamper.
Commonly used to define particularly slutty women.
She had group sex with her boyfriend, her cousin's boyfriend, AND her cousin. My friend had knowingly set me up with a cock hamper.
What happens when a simple clothes hamper comes in handy as the perfect prop to bend your partner over.
She bent forward with her arms outstretched onto the floor and I got in there right behind her at the perfect angle; such is the bliss of hamper sex!
A female or male that likes to swallow or take loads of cum in their mouth or ass.
Christine had a threesome with Rick and Chris. One blew in her pussy and the other blew in her ass. She is a nasty cum hamper!
God Alice blew the whole football team! That girl is nothing more than a cum hamper!
The place you get previously worn - yet clean smelling clothes from.
If you leave a pair of jeans in the hamper long enough they lose the funky smell that caused you to throw them into the hamper in the first place!! It's MAGIC!!!
"Is that a pasta stain on your pants?"
"So it is... looks like my magic hamper missed a spot."
slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.
shut the soup hamper, will ya?!
When one makes an expedition through a female’s laundry hamper hunting for a prized and coveted pair of soiled panties to sniff. A hamper safari is truly an adventurous exploration and exciting journey.
The party at the sorority house last night was an absolute hamper safari. My olfactory senses could not have been more satisfied.