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wireless mouse. computer pointing device with no tail.
i spilled coffee all over my hamster!
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a meat dish served by contractor KBR (Kellogg, Brown and Root) to US soldiers in Iraq consisting of deep fried chicken cordon bleu, which based on its size, shape and color looks remarkably like a small furry animal commonly called a hamster.
by a solder standing in the KBR chow line, "I'll have two hamsters please."
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those small furry rodents that poop on everything in youre house, enjoy hiding in hard to access places, chew on the remote buttons and that will deliver a painful bite with no notice
note :they do not like to be squeezed 10/10 scientists and average retards aggree
little kid : MOM I WANT A HAMSTER FOR CHRISTMAS
mom: okay
...3 days later the house looks like the bathroom from dumb and dumberer and every poor remote has lost its buttons
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an animal that’s easily fuckable
“my cousin ejaculated in my hamster last night”
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a rodent who likes to leave their garbage lying around on the floor
The Situation: "Shut your mouth, you dirty little hamster."
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something your mother was.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!
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a younger woman who preys on older men; the opposite of a cougar.
Your sister is a hamster because she's sleeping with a guy 20 years her elder.
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