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A popular Star Wars character. Not as good as Indiana Jones though.
I'll bet $40 that Indy will have kicked the shit out of Han before he reaches for that blaster.
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Masturbation. I'm writting the following word just because "the definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words." -said the Pink Rabbit
"-So, what're you doing tonight?
-I think i'm gonna take a bit of han solo time for myself.
-Again???!!"
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When you have to drop a duece real bad, and it comes out in one large clean turd and only takes one wipe of the crack. One turd and one wipe, hence han solo.
Juan: All that chinese food made me sick, i blew it up and left skidmarks everywhere!
Mark: That shit filled me up too, luckily when i went to drop a duece i had a han solo.
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From a scene in the most kickass movie ever. Zoolander. Derek recovers brilliantly from a shut down by Hansel, calling him "han solo" and making masturbation movements. You know, the scene with Winona Ryder.
Derek: Hey I got a whacky idea. What say we settle this on the runway... Han, Solo.
Hansel: Are you challengin me to a walk off? BOO-lander.
Billy Zane: Don't do this Derek.
Hansel: Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude. He's trying to help you out.
Derek: Oh yeah, that's a walk off challenge my friend.
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Going somewhere alone. Can be used in a variety of ways.
Person 1 "Who did you go with?"
Person 2 "No-one, I went hansie" or "I went Hans Solo", or "it was just me and Hansie"
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When someone says they love you and you say "I know". (recommend walking away right away)
Girl: Babe I love you
You: I know
Friend: So Han Soloed! Ha!
The act of going out by one's self. No witness. The best nights are often when one goes out Han, because you are Solo.
You met that girl at 1Oak last night? She is still wearing your shirt! Wait, how did you get in? Ah..easier to get in going Han Solo!
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