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When you have sandwich residue (sauce, seasoning, stickiness) on your hands during or after eating a sandwich.
I wasn't able to greet him due to my sandwich hands.
I couldn't use my keyboard due to my sandwich hands.
When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich
Hand sandwich.
Verb or noun.
Verb, the act of masturbarion. Begin with the right hand (I.E. the daily bread.) throw in some meat and finish with a little mayonnaise.
Noun
The end result of masturbating. Although edible it is not always recommend, kind of like spam.
Verb. After a long and unsatisfying day James decided to finish it up with a little hand sandwich.
Noun.
After an epic night at the bar James fed sally his hand sandwich.
Jackin' off. Wackin' yo dick, if you will.
"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.
"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."