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A slang term of British origin meaning to masturbate. Usually used as a comedic alternative to "Beat your meat" or any variation of that slang.
Friend: Hey, what are you doing in there?!
You: Uh, just applying the handbrake, if you know what I mean.
Friend: Disgusting, dude.
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while driving, pulling up on the handbrake while simultaneously turning the steering wheel, thus enabling the rear of the car to be carried through the turn as the rear wheels lock. as the handbrake turn is being executed, a ridiculous screeching sound is heard from the back tires.
Me: handbrake turn
Ben: YES!
Car: <screeeeeeeeeeeeeech>
Both: That was fuckin' awesome.
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sternly straddle the phallus, while cupping the balls in ones mouth and inserting the index finger gently into the anus
Swedish Break-line or the more common Swedish Handbrake
Whilst driving and being tailgated, the driver of the front vehicle may lose the plot and pull the handbrake, therefore braking the vehicle without the brake lights coming on. The result is either causing the tailgater to crash or forced into drastic emergency manoeuvres.
Some bastard in an Audi was right up my exhaust pipe, so I handbrake bombed him. He'll think again before he tailgates a banger!
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expression used to describe the desperate situation one finds oneself in when needing to unload a huge shit. It can be quantified by numbers 1, 2, or 3 according to the ammount of anal traction required to hang on before the darkening of the daks.
"so sorry can't stay to chat but my handbrakes on 3 and I've just got to unload my breakfast"
The act of suddenly gripping a nearby friend's erect penis and attempting to yank it at an extreme angle with great force.
I hit matt with the Quigley Handbrake and now he's in hospital.
A collective term for anyone affected, even peripherally, by the fallout of the Coronavirus outbreak, to actually have the courage to stop the toxic, vicious cycle that they have been in, in order to pursue their personal mission statement.
-'Ere Barry, has Sid had a nervous breakdown or sommat? Looks like he's going through a mid-life...
-Nahhh, Gordon you thick twat.
He's only part of the Handbrake Generation, decided to leave Sharon and open up a Gluten-Free Bakery.
-Takes all sorts, I suppose...