Handler

1.A handler, is a term to refer to a manager who controls and writes for one or more wrestlers or valets.
2.A married man who takes advantage of his wife.
3.A man who holds on to money at the bank.

Tony Atlas is was a handler to Mark Henry. Tony Atlas wrote for Mark Henry and he just spoke it!

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Handler

A person who only gets in relationships with mentally ill people. A handler either wants to “fix” the person or thinks an experience with them would be “interesting”. They often decide to end the relationship when the person they are dating gets better help.

Person A: Hey how’s Anna?
Person B: Fuck if I know, she dumped me as soon as I started taking meds that work.
Person A: Jesus, forget about that handler

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handler

someone who gets girls but is not easy on the eyes, also is very hairy in upper reigons.

Yo i dont know how that kid is banging that bitch hes such a handler.

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The Handler

One who runs up and down the school halls, hates the world, and has no personality.

That kid sure is a Handler.

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handler

A insecure man usually nice looking and some what accomplished in his field of work.who controls and manipulate s women.

Jay is a real big handler he has Bree on lock down.

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Handler

A Handler is an extremely fat girl that is usually also short and unlike a Dragon is almost always unattractive. There may be no discernable waistline and she may also has a FUPA. She could also be very broadbacked and no-necked. For a girl to be a handler she must also be in the presence of her Dragon friend.
The reason she is a handler, is because you could easily invision her holding the chain of a dragon. If she is by herself she could be considered a beast, or possibly a Troll, and maybe a short dragon.
She could easily be seen as a female trucker.
The signal to your buddy that a handler is near is the same as that for a Dragon. A motion of pulling a huge sword out of its scabbard like a knight.

Last night, my buddy got drunk and went home with this Dragon to slay her. Her handler was was also there, and not only was she wider than she was tall she had there was no amount of alchohol that could get me to slay the Handler.

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Daniel Handler

The author of several amazing books including The Basic Eight, a thrilling tale of murder. Mr. Handler is perhaps best known as Lemony Snicket's Handler (not to be confused with Lemony Snicket's manHandler).

"Oh look! There's Daniel Handler! He deserves a hug for his contributions to modern literature!"

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