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Massive Cock (14 in) Can suck anyone off without stuttering
Is that Larry haney? Can he cum in my bed?
To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bathroom to wash her hands and your truck won't start forcing you to walk to a friends.
"That chick got me so hot last night I almost pulled a Handjob Haney."
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A man in the time of the 1600's who participated in the act of bestiality with various mammals followed by a long period of crying.
The Jasper Hanies of 1654 had gone into great orgies with numerous sheep, cats, dogs, and mice. Afterwords, a Jasper Haney would go into a corner and cry itself to death.
In days long past, in a time in the not so far and distant future, there existed a man who went by many names; the Alexis, Alexus (Ah-lex-ous), the Alex (Ah-Lex) and sometimes Alex. There are bird wars that have been fought with their feathers.
His name is only properly pronounced with immense testosterone.
The Alexis Haney is simply put.
A political Bro who tries to milk the woke voters by taking and posting selfies of himself all the time. A total selfie, self promoting hoe
You see that politician pull a Matt Haney by showing up to the BLM rally and take/post 10 selfies of himself and leave after 5 minutes so he could go chug IPA’s with his bros while watching a golf tournament.
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Chase Haney is slang for A guy who is secretly gay for a guy named Charles Hernandez and dreams for him every day.
I Chase haney about this guy.
Kendall Haney is a big hoe that’s goes around everyone’s neighbor hood trying to do the nastys with them or will go from guy to guy
Person 1: dude did you see that girl she’s a real Kendall Haney
Person2: wow man she really is