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the effects of going to college
I can not go to class today because I have a major hangover
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A splitting headache and the shits that you get before you start drinking, again.
Person 1: Last night was crazy, but I've got an awful hangover.
Person 2: Quit bitching and drink this 40.
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what you get after a night of too much bacardi 151
when your brain is starved of water as the water is used for your liver as the alcohol is dehydrating you.
feels great while drinking but then again "good things dont last long"
where theres good theres bad!
person 1: set me the bottle of 151
person 2: u sure you've had 1/2 bottle, tomorrow your gonna be fucked
person 1: who gives a fuck i feel on top of the world
******** NEXT MORNING********
person2: aint you gonna get up its 3pm
person1: im never gonna drink again i feel like shit
person2:your hangover, i told you to calm down on the 151 well im off to the pub
person1: **( pukeeeeeeeeeee)**
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the unpleasant feeling you get when you wake up after a real barn burner drinking binge, basically, you drank so much alcohol they are going to name a holiday in your honor...but the price you pay for that drinkathon is pure hell...you feel like someone dragged your tongue across a pine forest floor, your hair actually hurts, your eyeballs look like a road map, your throat is dryer than the surface of the planet Mercury...
dude 1: " holly crap man, you look like shit! what did you do last night? "
dude 2: " I don't remember anything..shut up and go get me a twelver...I have a massive hangover."
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getting really drunk and waking up intoxicated. trying to be normal but you're still fucked up from a few hours before. stomache hurt, headaches, unknown causes of cuts and brusies occur. drink shitloads of water, and get a big mac meal.
hangovering is drinkin' a few 40z, shots of cap'ns, a few stones, and a rack of corona. start drinking at 9:30, keep drinking till 1:00 am. get some rest, or pass out. which ever comes first
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God's way of telling you that you had too much.
Everyone has a limit, &a hangover is when you exceed it.
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What you do the day after New Years Eve.
As in hangover the toilet, the sink, the bucket, the lawn , outside the car, etc.
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