A phrase for someone or something that is a mess. A combination of the character Mr. Hankey, a talking piece of poo from South Park and the common Indian name Singh. About 65% of Indians poop in the street due to lack of manners and indoor plumbing, thus the phrase Hankey Singh. If you have a dog that poops in the street, he or she automatically becomes Hankey Singh. The description is more effective when done with the heavy Indian accent.
I took the puppy for a walk and he shit in the street. Good boy, Hankey Singh!!!
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βHey βgf nameβ want to do the Hankey Pankeyβ
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to wrap a hankercheif around your penis when masturbating, thus causing a heating sensation as the cloth rubs against your penis's head
yankin' the hankey makes the orgasm niiiicccceeee and hotttttttttt
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A little rag you use to wipe away your vagina. Also known as a ratty-perma-douche-cloth.
"I've been jogging all day and i sure could use a quick wipe of my pubic hankey."
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The performing magician's art of distracting the audience while surreptitiously playing tricks on them.
He kept distracting us with hankey pankey so we didn't notice how he pulled off the the stunts.
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Somebody who acts like a complete shithead and absolutely ruins your life
Mr. Tuppet is such a Mr. Hankey !!! He gave us a huge review packet that had nothing useful for the test and now all of us are going to fail
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The Hankey Goliath is a very girthy dildo.
I can take a hankey goliath easily