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Having to take a shit while running.
Chris: Is Mitchell okay? He's slowing down.
Nick: I think he's pulling a Ryan Hanley
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One of Major League Baseball's best offensive players. Currently a shortstop for the Florida Marlins, Ramirez was the 2006 NL Rookie of the Year and owns the National League's top batting average midway through the 2009 season.
Ramirez has the ability to both hit for power and play effective smallball. Hanley's defense has also improved greatly, and his solid play at shortstop has complimented his reputation as one of baseball's most feared hitters.
Wow, Hanley Ramirez is pretty much automatic with runners in scoring position...
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A term used to describe a sexual position, and situation. Whereby a man performs anal sex on a women, and just before finishing the man pulls out and proceeds to retrieve, and throw his bowling ball on top of his partner. After this the man immediately releases his creamy load and records the data gathered into Table 1 using all of the proper units.
I performed the John Hanley last night and boy..... it was great.
Joe Marty's favorite sexual act.
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A young and talented shortstop for the Florida Marlins. Hanley Ramirez was a talented prospect in the Red Sox organization, but had not lived up to his hype. Ramirez was dealt to Florida in the Josh Beckett deal and had an enormous rookie season. Ramirez is a Jose Reyes type talent.
Sox Fan 1: Josh Beckett is good.
Sox Fan 2: Hes good, but I wish we didn't have to give up Hanley Ramirez.
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If you have an Arianna Hanley in your life, then be prepared for a world of dramatics, but in the best way possible. This person will bring you minimal amounts of anxiety and maximum amounts of fun. 10/10 recommend.
Person #1: "Did you see Arianna Hanley crying in the bathroom because her shoes became untied?"
Person #2: "Oh my God she's so dramatic!"
Person 1: "Yeah, but then she threw a party in the bathroom, it was so fun!"
A very fucking hot bitch
A girl named sam hanley who lives in EP!
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