happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

First, it was "Merry Christmas." Then, all the white panzis started whining about that, so then it turned into "Happy Holidays." Then, the people who didn't like that went "I want to say Merry Christmas." So now, we say

Happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

White Panzi- You shouldn't be assuming people celebrate Christmas!! That's politically Incorrect!!

Politician- Ok we will say happy holidays

Average Person- I just wanna say Merry Christmas damn it!

AVGN- Ok, let's say happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The Angry Video Game Nerd came up with the beauty

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I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!

A negative verbal attack towards someone; in regards to the famous fast-food chain's kids meal.

Usually made by when: angry, confused, inebriated, or completely out of the conversational loop.

"Yeah the happy meals were awesome!"

Drunkard, " I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!"

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Happy-go-fuck-you

A person who outwardly appears happy and nice but acts condescending and passive aggressively.

Our waiter looked so nice at first but he had a real happy-go-fuck-you attitude.

What’s wrong with her? She seemed so cool at first but then her happy-go-fuck-you personality really came out.

Have you guys seen Randy lately? Ever since he came back from that two-year trip to London he’s changed into a happy-go-fuck-you kinda guy.