Golfball-sized hail
In New York, when there's a really bad thunderstorm, we can get hail but it's not exactly hardhat weather---you have to be in the South for that.
The woman who's picture you keep in your hardhat to remind you not to be an idiot and make it home
Jamie sure is some prime hardhat material
When you take your smokeless tobacco out of your mouth and put it around the head of your penis and shove it in her vagina
During the middle of sex he pulled the Michigan hardhat.
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