Hassle

The reason why I aint got a girlfriend.

Guy 1: Why aint you got a girlfriend mate?
Guy 2: Too much fucking hassle

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hassleful

too much trouble for what it's worth; opposite of hassleless

Yo dogg, it's hassleful to drive 20 minutes to the Clio theater to see "The Chronic 'what?' Cles of Narnia" for my birthday.

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Hassling

When a person argues, fights or begs

Kid: “Mum can I please buy this?”
Mum: “JUST STOP HASSLING ME”
Kid: but I wasn’t.......
-if a parent gets mad when you ask for something then they obviously don’t like or and have no respect for your needs.

Hassle

The animal group name for Karens.

"A hassle of wild Karens watch a 12-year old go rob a 6 year-old, then blame her when she throws him to a certain doom."
-->-- Diamanda Hagan, Zoom Academy for Superheroes review.

Hassle

In an office environment, a group of project or program managers

I knew when I saw the hassle of PMs heading my way that my day was about to get randomized.

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hassling

Bothering with intentions of getting drunk

Today I am hassling with Tyson

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Hassle Doctrine

To take someones house and fuck them

Boogie attempted to use Castle Doctrine against Frank, but Frank pulls a chad move and calls Hassle Doctrine against Boogie the fatfuck.

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