hatstanding

To talk about unrelated topics when part of a group, playing a game or engaged in an activity requiring the groups concentration.

We started playing Dungeons and Dragons later than we planned because we ended up 'hatstanding' for a couple of hours.

Albuquerque Hatstand

A sexual act in which a male stands completely naked in the corner of a room while his companion attempts to jump onto his erect penis. Much in the same fashion as throwing a hat across a room onto a hatstand...but in this scenario the hat is either someone's vagina or anus.

Tim: "Why are you standing naked in the corner of your room with an erection Jason?"

Jason: "Because we're about to do an Albuquerque Hatstand. Sarah is just in the bathroom getting ready. Now could you get out of my bedroom please Tim?"

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